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Smart Ass Cripple got me good. He's always funny and he really does seem to know all the interesting "cripples". My lack of commitment in high school Spanish class helped, too. But, in the era of Google, jokes like this just can't last.

Because I'm a pedantic nit-picker, I'll also say that he was a bit out of date in his characterization of disabled sports. I think now that most people picture the Paralympics more than the Special Olympics. Though maybe he was joking about that, too.